Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Better late than never.....

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Zod says: vote Conservative!

Wha, ya gonna vote for this clown?

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Liberal attack haiku

Gotta love this: Liberal Attack Ad Haiku Contest

Heres mine: Liberals lyin stealin pigs
Hasta la vista
Harper my new main man!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy new year!!!!!

I lovesh yoush guysh!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

The "Limpdick" Gang

Fake Viagra gang busted

Chinese police Thursday hailed the bust of a Sino-U.S. piracy ring making fake Viagra.

Chinese and U.S. authorities had cooperated to crack the ring, with one American and 11 Chinese arrested as recently as last week on charges of producing 440,000 pills of fake Viagra, Cialis and other drugs worth 40 million yuan if sold as real, Ministry of Public Security officials said in Beijing.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

This is Bullshit!!!

Wal-Mart Charges $175 for 'Stolen' Manure

BROWNSVILLE, Ore. - It could have happened to anyone: Charles Gastorf and his wife, Cheryl, forgot to pay the $10 tab for 10 bags of steer manure during a recent shopping trip to their local Wal-Mart.

The two say that in the confusion of shopping on that March day they simply forgot to add in the cost of the manure. When the Gastorfs explained their forgetfulness to Lebanon City Attorney Tom McHill, he dropped shoplifting charges against them.

That could have been the end of the story, except for the letter from the world's largest retailer that soon arrived in their mailbox, demanding $175 in civil damages.

I guess ya gotta expect this kinda bullshit for stealing bull shit!

Monday, July 25, 2005

Koreans in the Hood

A North Korean defector in Seoul said English is taught in their military.

Soldiers are required to learn about 100 sentences such as, "Raise your hands." and "Don't move or I will shoot."

If these guys defect they would know enough english to get by here in the hood!

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Paybacks a Bitch!

Like my mom used to always say "If I don't get ya god will". Is that what happened here?

London Bombers British of Pakistani orgin

then a week later:

God destroys Pakistani train, kills 150

So apparently for every person killed by a terrorist in the name of Allah, God snuffs three Muslims.

Cool.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Sex "n" Drugs

So mebe sex and drugs arn't bad for us :

Bail Denied for 90-Year-Old Drug Suspect

Granny grows tired of prostitution at age 63

Go granny go granny go granny go!

Friday, July 01, 2005

Funny T-Shirt Slogans

-Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

-Guys have feelings too. But, like...who cares?

-Next mood swing: 6 minutes

-I'm multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

-Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

-I hate everybody, and you're next.

-Please don't make me kill you.

-I smile 'cause you've all finally driven me insane.

-And your point is...

-I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.

-You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.

-All stressed out and no one to choke.

-If he only had a brain...

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Rick Mercer: Candian Commie-median

Lookie lookie!

It would appear not everyone is in love with Canada's highest paid walking commercial! This blog (Mercer-nary) seems to be taking a stand.

Rick Mercer, for those who don't know, has been on the dole his whole career. He has been the recipient of countless government grants, programs, and payouts his whole sorry career.

How does he get all this money and work you ask?

Easy: just be gay, be a lefty, criticize any political party not in power, and be from the east coast (extra points if you are from Newfoundland-make sure you keep the accent, even if you have to fake it).

You can tell the difference between real comedians and CBC commie-medians. Real comedians are known outside Canada for being funny (Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, Jim Candy, etc, etc). CBC flunky commie-medians are only known outside Canada for being insulting (especially to the USA).

I thinkie thinkie he is going to find working the blogging audience a little harder than manipulating the brainwashed audience of a state run propaganda machine. Bloggers tend to look beneath the surface and beyond the rhetoric.

Monday, June 20, 2005

Too Much Bukakki, Not Enough Fukki

Japan's Birthrate Hits All-Time Low

Japan's birthrate dipped to a record low last year as fewer young couples had children, the government said Wednesday, fueling fears of a shrinking workforce and a growing burden on the troubled pension system.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Canadian Jedi


Check out this at I AM (also) CANADIAN.

You Might Be A Jedi CANADIAN If...(the “alsocanadian” version)

-You are still in the queue for your cyborg hand.
-You keep voting for the evil emperor because "it's better the devil you know".
-Due to budget cuts, your army now consists of Jar Jar Binks and 3 thermal detonators.
-Chewbacca and Han Solo are legally married.

Go see the rest. Some seriously funny shit.

Monday, June 06, 2005

I Smell Something Fishy....

Woman Charged With Smuggling Fish in Skirt

SYDNEY, Australia - There must have been something fishy about the way she walked. Customs officials said Monday they stopped a woman as she arrived Friday in the southern city of Melbourne on a flight from Singapore and found 51 live tropical fish allegedly hidden in a specially designed apron under her skirt.

Customs officers will charge the woman once they establish what species the fish are. If convicted of smuggling wildlife, she faces a fine of up to U.S. $83,617 and could also get a prison sentence of up to 10 years.

Do I even have to make a comment here? Come on.....

Friday, June 03, 2005

Words You Can't Say on the Net...

The 7 words you can't say on TV: shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits.

The words you can't say on the net: spam, removed, Sos!, TEEN, sex, remove, blank email, un-subcribe, subcribe, You are receiving this E-mail, FFA, earn, opt, penis, Viagra, pussy, cunt, sex, cum, blow, xxx, drug(s), pharmacy, (none), ADV, ADDV, adult, (any text of a foreign language) ,attorney, cell phone, printer cartridges, web site, mortgage, loan rates, quite, drink, opportunity, deal, diploma, d*i*p*l*o*m*a, secret, lolita, yr old, webcam, marketing, software, sexy, lezbos, supplements, health, improve, domain names, discover, gold card, pennies, get rich quick, unsecured, platinum card, debt, funds, urgent, assistance, Nigeria, fuck, dvd, copy, wanna, you are approved, your requested information, paycheck, use your computer, friend, inches, pump,stock, invest, consolidation, hassle, nokia, cell phone, cable descrambler, hi, marketing, event, vip, vip pass, adult membership, trial partnership, interest rates, vacation, real estate, agents, activation, life insurance, insurance, free shipping, attention homeowners, attract better lover, dick, cock, confidential, paycheck, youthfulness, golf balls, discount, discounts, democrat, republican, credit, american express, dell, domain, auction, exposed, offer, gateway, leads, youth, fountain, fragrance, porno website, breaking news, animals, graduate, offers, movies, videos, flowers, approved, great breakthrough, inch, Stuff, envelope, home, wholesale, cash, free, year old, earn, hour, invitation, oil, lock, paymen,t payments, guarantee, lose weight, weight, law, divorce, younger, confirmation, financial, future, pre-approved, bankruptcy, detective, find out anything, anyone, obscene, financial freedom, secrets, paying, trip, ink toner, inkjet, re-finance, requested, refinance, money, celebs, lover, MMF, spy, insanity, virus, cocks, amazing, bizarre, vigor, revealed, work from home, hacker, infect, consolidate, .biz, .info.

My, how things have changed...